Most Ridiculous Fortune!

I'm sure all of us, even the non believers look at the future predictions at least once if we come across it.
I'm no different!!

So I tend to read my fortune on Orkut everyday..
Today I almost died laughing coz the fortune was the most ridiculous one I have even seen!
It Goes..

Today's fortune:
You and your wife will be happy in your life together
Time: 10.35 A.M, Date: 23rd March 2007

Well first and the most important point, I belong to Venus so I think having a wife now or anytime in future is almost impossible untill unless I plan to change my sex or my preferences, which seem most unlikely as on Today!

The second point is that I am single and donot know when will get married.

So this seems a BIT 2 far fetched or some wrong calculations

Whatever it is, it did make me laugh for a long time!

My Fortune!

My Today's Fortune as per Orkut.

Date: 22nd Feb 2007, 4.45 PM

"The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others!"

Date: 23rd Feb 2007, 4.55 PM
Today's fortune:
Luck is coming your way
Good Joke!

Date: 26th Feb 2007, 10.35 AM
Today's fortune:
You are next in line for promotion in your firm
A BAD Joke esp on a Monday Morning....

Date: 26th Feb 2007, 4.15 PM
Today's fortune:
A good time to finish up old tasks
HaHaHa.. A good one.. I suffer from the most deadly disease know to mankind.. Procrastination
Seems like Orkut guys read my blogs too.. A good way to get back at me!